dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
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we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
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Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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