Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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