It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
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