I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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