Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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