I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
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