i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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