I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
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Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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