they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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