I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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