id be glad to
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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