stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
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He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
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He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I was not drunk enough for that final.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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