I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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