Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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