At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
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I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
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i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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