bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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