I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
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I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
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And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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