This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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