these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
accomplished twins. life is a go
honey bunches of taint.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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