sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
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Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
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Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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