I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
