I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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