My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
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I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
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I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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