i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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