Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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