fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
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I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
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that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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