Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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