Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
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I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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