you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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