My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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