What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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