the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
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Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
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I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
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