Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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