Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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