Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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