Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that