the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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