seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
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I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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