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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate

  (415): View more from California

  i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube

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• (325): View more from Texas

  I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.

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• (818): View more from California

  the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.

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• (619): View more from California

  Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?

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