Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
