do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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