Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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