i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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