Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
