what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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