drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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