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At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
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He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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