Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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