I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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