For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
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Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
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I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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