The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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