I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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