i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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