I must be too annoying 4 u.
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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