Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
