So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Randomize
