So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
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