I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
