This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
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Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Randomize