Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
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Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
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I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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